Ticker-Tape Parade of LOLz for BKG

I’m in the middle of writing a totally ridiculous and unimportant WordPress blog right now, but I’ve been informed that I needed to update this thing so whatevs.

1. Hanson Secrets
Oh my God. Post Secret + Hanson? Most ridiculous thing I have ever seen [in the past two days] by far. I can’t stop reading them. It’s like a horrible, horrible car crash. How do people come up with hundreds upon hundreds of secrets about the freaking Hanson brothers? I still can’t believe that I walked a mile with them. Most random day. Why won’t they go away?

2. My deejaying career
I am the most ridiculous deejay to have ever existed. While mixing Love Lockdown with L’ Ete Indien, I threw croissants into the croud. No one got that I was trying to enhance the French experience. I need want these. My laptop is going to catch on fire. I wish that under 18s were allowed into Club 207 because I’d love to set up a little row of babies going across the DJ stand. They would each have a tiny pair of Ray Bans. Maybe I can get fake babies…? I don’t know. I just think that babies aren’t used as decorations frequently enough. I know that To Kool Chris would agree so don’t hate. I should probably also invest in a neon construction worker vest and Persian kittens.

3. I Love You, Man
So, I expected I Love You, Man to be funny considering that it stars both Jason Segel and Paul Rudd [and who doesn't love Rashida Jones?!] but director John Hamburg has always been a little FAIL-ish for me personally. I’m not a huge fan of the Meet the Parents stuff…I mean, both of the movies have their funny parts, but for the most part, they are pretty weak. I Love You, Man however, was AWESOME. Total win. It was funny the entire way through with an actually good plot and likable/entertaining characters. Had protagonist Peter Klaven been played by Ben Stiller instead of Paul Rudd, the film probably would’ve blown hardcore. Anyways, very funny movie. Go see it.

4. America
F our lives.

5. Food Lion’s [aka Lion Food's] parking lot
On the Saturday night run to Food Lion with Abby ‘Rachel from Illinois’ [also lol worthy] I randomly spotted a SAWED OFF SHOTGUN in the parking lot. WTF, Food Lion? New dumping grounds for murder weapons?? OOC. Seriously. I mean, it’s not even ghetto or anything! Then Sunday night I had the misfortune of returning to Food Lion, and some drunk dude ran out of the Mexican restaurant there and literally chased my car through the parking lot. Double WTF. Then I had to slam on my brakes and he hit the back of my car. Haaaaha. Get your shit together, Food Lion! I don’t know why ‘Rachel’ insists on going there. It’s such a creepy place.